She smiles at me all pretty
Walkin' up to me down aisle five
I wave and I smile back
And I can feel her eyes on me
She's checking me out in the checkout line
Cabernet in a paper bag



Yeah, and she's the reason

He'll tell me he's working late

And I'll go home and cook him dinner

Pour the wine and sit up and wait, yeah



What she don't know is I know what she's been up to

I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool

But the joke's on her, in that bed she's lyin' in

What she don't know, she don't know

She can have him



And I know what's been going on

Behind closed doors in room 310

From the laundry I've been foldin'

I can still smell that strong cologne

He puts on to hide the Virginia Slim

That she's been smokin'



But there's a cruel world awaitin'

Outside of them motel's sheets

'Cause he'll find himself another Jezebel

And she'll end up just like me, yeah



What she don't know is I know what she's been up to

I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool

But the joke's on her, in that bed she's lyin' in

What she don't know, she don't know

She can have him, she can have him



Yeah she can have this ring I'm slipping off

And this house I'm tired of cleanin'

She can have it all and have a ball

With this worthless piece I'm leaving



What she don't know is I know what she's been up to

I bet she thinks she got me played for a fool

But the joke's on her, in that bed that she's lyin' in

What she don't know, she don't know

Is she can have him

She can have him

Ooh, she can have him

She can have him